ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

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fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

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joggers and bikes

niggers and kikes

man I fucking hate joggers and bikes.

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Bike Store

Place to buy bikes, meaning from human powered, Pedal Bicycles, to petrol powered Motorcycles. Not Specific.

guy #1: Hey, I need to get some parts from the Bike Store

guy #2: For your huffy??

guy #1: Naw, i need to get the sprocket for my CBR!

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liam's Bike

Liam's penis

Joey rode Liam's bike all day after school

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Bike Jack

When you’re riding on a motorcycle and you reach around to the driver and Jack him off! This is highly dangerous!!!

Hayley got pulled over for bike jacking her boyfriend while driving down the highway!

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Yikes on Bikes

The dumbest most annoying figure of speech ever invented, commonly used in comment threads on social media because if the person typing it heard how incredibly fucking stupid it sounded when spoken aloud they would remove it from their vocabulary permanently. Some even include the word “several” to maximize the level of disgrace this phrase brings to the English language.

Look at this thing I don’t like on social media, I think I’ll comment with “yikes on bikes” so that everyone who reads this thread will know that I’m the lamest asshole on the entire internet

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