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1. Any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large dildo up his ass while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
"Honey can you repeat that? I wanna do a "bill o'reilly" for the full effect."
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Very funny liberal who hosts 'Real Time with Bill Maher', widely regarded as one of the best shows on television. Not afraid to speak the truth, and does on most issues. Hates religion, so offends a lot. Somewhat paradoxically for a liberal, supports Israel, but let's not get into that.
Oh yeah, he also goes to Amsterdam to legally smoke pot.
Did you see Bill Maher last night? He spoke the truth on a lot of issues! How dare he!
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Man who is featured in commercials for AT&T and performs in the style of a TV news reporter. He finds the Internet everywhere he goes with his AT&T Laptop Connect Card. With this card, not only does he find the Internet everywhere, but it also makes him faster than Andy Roddick and Floyd Mayweather.
I'm Bill Curtis, and I just found the Internet.
I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Andy Roddick.
I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Floyd Mayweather.
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Somewhat of a drunken man's mythological figure. From a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Usually comes up when you have a bunch of drunk guys gathered together in a parking lot... I observed this phenomenon first hand. Then they continue to quote Brasky's outrageous features and achievements.
We were standing around drunk and one guy said, "They used Bill Brasky's foreskin to cover Yankee Stadium when it started raining". And immediately there was a toast "TO BILL BRASKY!".
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The constant repetition of a said subject on an internet forum. Derived from the film Groundhog Day in which the day is repeated again, again and again.
Originating from the Football365 Forum.
Person 1: Did you see the headbutt by Zidane on Materazzi?
Person 2: Bill Murray (This thread has been posted before.)
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The late and great. Political commedian/philospher who's topics include, but certainly not limited to:
Proposing a reality show where the objective is to simply hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus
Making pot not only legal, but manditory
Questioning, everything, everyone, all the time.
Talking about hidden government agendas and motives.
The simple right of being in control of your body, from what you do to it, what is done inside it and what you do to your own state of consciousness.
Died in 1994 from lung cancer. Inspired bands such as Tool and Radiohead and is listed and regarded as one of the greatest stand ups of all time.
"I just picked up the new Bill Hicks DVD today."
"did you?"
"yeah, i'm going to go pry open my third eye and realize how we're all one shared consciousness experiencing itself subjectively"
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