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Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
A fine ass woman, that freezes your eyes on her and you can't stop looking, making you want to blast her...
"Dam bro, look at that chilly blaster over there! She's freakin gorgeous!"
Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"
(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.
“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”
When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered
Damn dude did you make the anus blaster
Yea I did