The art of Bedazzling ones Butthole!
What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Bling the B-hole for Ian.
Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?
Person 2: IT IS
Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.
~God 2/14/00~
Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY
Bling Johnny: y e s
Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII
When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.
"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!