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'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.
This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.
Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.
It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.
Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.
I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks