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A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
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Sometimes can be a really cool person if they get out and socialise more and most of the time is really hot just never to be thought of because called a nerd
Guy 1 isn't your girlfriend a book nerd
Guy2 yeah so she's really smart really funny and really hot
Guy 1 no she's not she is a nerd
Guy 2 who's your girlfriend again
Guy1 ...
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A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.
Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..
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australian term for porno / girlie magazines, usually kept out of public view at workplaces. So called because of the chance of causing erections.
I need to take a dump, where do you hide the stick books?
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an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff
my black book is so much bigger than urs man
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Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
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When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.
Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
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