I'm bored

A subtle way of seeking or suggesting sex, often used online, in chat rooms or online discussion boards.

Examples can often be seen posted by generally heterosexual persons posting on otherwise gay discussion boards. A tip can be posting history or lack thereof.

Often the person will enter a chat with "I'm bored" with no prior history of visiting that location. If chat is engaged, it will be revealed they are actually bi-curious or otherwise seeking NSA connections.

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bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

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runescape bored

when you're so fucking bored that even playing runescape seems like it might be a good idea.

person1: hey man i just got my pure melee account up to level 50 and i bought full rune last night
person2:what are you talking about??
person1: oh sorry, i was really runescape bored last night

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Wild Bore

When your mate goes from being the craziest guy on a night out to someone so boring that watching paint dry would excite them so much they’d have a heart attack

Jon when did you become such a wild bore?

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Boring Betty

When you interact with an attractive lass, only to realize immediately that along with her obvious good looks, she has the personality of a wet mop. Outside of outright rejection, nothing is more disappointing than approaching a woman to introduce yourself, hit on her, and find out she has the social and conversational skills of an invalid. The 'Betty" is tribute to the character from the 'Archie' comics who shared a similar disposition.

"So I saw this cute girl out and immediately after I introduced myself it was clear she was another Boring Betty - all looks, no substance."

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Im bored

I know , i know...
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Apparently i have to also write it in a sentence this is dumb im bored

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boring person

someone who has no personality traits at all and is just kinda the guy in the friend group who doesn't exist and theirs probably a chat without him, his probably a Lucina main, and his favorite food is potatoes. nobody really speaks to him cause theirs no reason to.

bro you main Lucina how lame you're such a boring person

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