two bros

Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay

The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.

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Bro what

A phrase used when someone says something that's so unbelievably dumb/crazy/weird that you question whether you actually heard it.

Mike: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm attracted to horses.

John: Bro what?

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alpha bro

The leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.

At a frat party:

Rachel: What's the matter with all the bros tonight? They seem subdued.

Sarah: Yeah, Vinny's not here. They're totally lost without their alpha bro.

gym bro

A person whose personality and lifestyle are heavily influenced by the gym. All of their life choices usually revolve around lifting and proper nutrition.

"All the gym bros have the same Instagram for you page"

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Bro-Hole

A boy's ass that is reserved specifically for his best bro when he needs to dump a hot load. No homo.

"Hey bro, my gf just dumped me. Could use your bro-hole right about now."
"Sure bro, be right over."

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Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

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Bro-Sidelined

When a bro has no interest in a female due to his bro's past or present feelings for her.

Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.