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An individual who you have been destined to become best bros with. It is similar to that of a soul mate but to a higher degree and a more genuine manner.
Bubba: You are the perfect bro for me. We are similar in every way possible.
Forrest: Yeah, you're my soul bro.
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A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?
John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
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Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay
The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.
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A phrase used when someone says something that's so unbelievably dumb/crazy/weird that you question whether you actually heard it.
Mike: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm attracted to horses.
John: Bro what?
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The leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.
At a frat party:
Rachel: What's the matter with all the bros tonight? They seem subdued.
Sarah: Yeah, Vinny's not here. They're totally lost without their alpha bro.
A person whose personality and lifestyle are heavily influenced by the gym. All of their life choices usually revolve around lifting and proper nutrition.
"All the gym bros have the same Instagram for you page"
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A boy's ass that is reserved specifically for his best bro when he needs to dump a hot load. No homo.
"Hey bro, my gf just dumped me. Could use your bro-hole right about now."
"Sure bro, be right over."
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