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When you lie while committing incest.
"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach and i probably doubt they care. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face, a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detector tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.
Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.
When for whatever reason, the artist of a song decides to throw in some weird experimental trash that just doesn't fit into an otherwise great song, often leading to being unable to enjoy the song as a whole.
*Listening to the radio*
Joey: Ah man, this song is great! Can't believe I haven't heard it before.
Mark: This part is good, but there's a bullshit sequence coming up.
Joey: What? *Weird experimental sequence fades in* Noooo! Why?!
The act of bullshitting more than should be allowed.
That dude right there, he's a real bullshit pifer!
when you pretend to study so that your parents, teachers, and/or coaches think you are actually studying, when you are actually spaced out
Im always bullshit studying, even now...
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'Fuck That Bullshit' is a useful phrase to use when someone is trying to feed you bullshit. It's similar to Fuck that Shit! But you emphasise the BULL to make it more Gangsta... fuck that BUUULLshit! FTBS!
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"Man, what the fuck u talkin about!?
Fuck that Bullshit!!"
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