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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
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Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.
Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.
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Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died
Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...
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1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.
2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.
1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"
2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"
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After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.
A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.
Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”
A person who or plans to order a burger at the last minute.
It's 1 minute before closing time, and this burger bouncer came in!
When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"
A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'