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I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
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October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.
did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?
No i did not!
viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy
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17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX
No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.
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A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
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