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loose cannon

a) (offensive) an irrational/non pragmatic/behaviorally unpredictable person who is neither under the influence of any drugs/alcohol nor has ADD/ADHD
b ) (sarcastic) a person who does rational and somewhat pragmatic things first without, however, having thought them through properly and then asks intelligent questions regarding his previous pragmatic actions
c) an offensive term for children with, or perceived to have, ADD/ADHD, regardless of whether or not this is truly the case

boy a) my girlfriend is such a loose cannon, and makes the most irrational, non-pragmatic decisions, is there anything I can do?

boy b) are you lol, your girlfriend's social worker or psychiatrist? It may be that she is just a loose cannon according to you, IYHO only and normal to everyone else. and lol, is it possible that you are a loose cannon according to her?

boy a) Dunno and idc if i am a loose cannon according to her. IMHO she needs a few doses of methylphenidate

by Sexydimma May 4, 2013

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Swag Cannon

swag cannon (noun); a person with an explosive amount of swag flowing through their blood. their swag is on such an incredible level that only few people in the world may have the nickname of the "Swag Cannon." Swag Cannons are always on beast mode 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. people bow down to his swag.

OG Swag Cannon: Angel Bacani

-hey paige, do you know angel bacani?
-you mean swag cannon? yeah?
-yeah, hes got so much swag.

by filipino twin tower August 5, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zeus cannon

My penis.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

44๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cannon fucking

cannon fucking involves heavy pumping, smacking of the buttocks and pulling of the hair and there has to be clap sounds with bodies meet upon insertion.

cannon air waves created by hard thrsuting is essential to cannon fucking.

best positions include doggy style/cowgirl/missionary at the edge of a bed/counter/end table

"I was totally cannon fucking a guy last night"

by David Footlong June 17, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Cannon

Honey Cannon (noun) or (adj.): erotic use of honey to provide happiness; contentment or sexual deliria; highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell or action

Honey Cannon (verb): to be indulged; loved or caressed; feeling of intense desire and attraction; the emotion of sex and romance; passion; intercourse

noun) or (adj.): I want Honey Cannon right now!

(verb): I was Honey Cannon(ed) today

or

I would love to be Honey Cannon(ed) by .....*!

*Footnote: you can insert one or more names of the persons for your personal use of Honey Cannon !

by fosforito February 8, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nathan Cannon

This Guy Is Awesomee..He will be mental all the time, unless you need him, he will always be there for those that need him.He is friendly but if you mess with him he will fuck you up. He will always find a friend in any crowd and is never shy..He is a little self conscious but hides it. he is very much a ladies man. Its rumored He has a large cock but that is for you to find out. But he is guy you will always remember for all the right reasons..

Nathan Cannon: Heyy

Girl 1: heyy Nath Not Seen you since the party

Nathan: Yeah that was amazing

Girl 1: I remember ;) We should meet up again

Girl 2: What I was with Him At The party not you

Girl 1: NO i was

Nathan: Im Out Here...Call Me:)

by A Friend of the Legend.. April 29, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob cannon

a gun that most noobs use and get cheap kills with, like the ppsh in Call of Duty

omg noobs stop using the noob cannon!

Call of Duty: omg russian noobs get a real gun

by michael scullin May 11, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž