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The name only a king could posses. 5'4 Colombian, captivating eyes, compasionate, loving. Might work as a driver for a national company. Usually a great friend. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice. Enjoys running marathon's and outdoor sports. Might support such teams as the Jets, Mets, and Atletico Nacional.
Is that Juan Carlos running the NY Marathon?
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The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.
-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.
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When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!
I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental
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Carlos Mencia is a comedian who is both german and honduran, and changed his name to carlos mencia because it is obviously better to be latino than white. Also he swears to much no one can understand him, makes racial jokes and talks about how bad it is to be white or black or asian or any other race
Carlos Mencia: Man, fuck that shit man! Black people beaner white people Bitch Shit man! Asian mexican white trash. Arab people blow up shit man!
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Is a tall dumb bitch that is always dressed like a bum and runs like a stupid ass bitch
Carlos is the best. We all live charyle
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Guy with a very small penis and likes men
That guy is such a carlos corea
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The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
musty carlos
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