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A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.
You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.
Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard
A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.
UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.
When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.
In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.