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Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see

Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.

by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020


the hot cheeto

The hot cheeto is a sex practice where in one uses napalm as vaginal lube. A male's genitalia functions as the "cheeto" and the napalm gives it a fun little kick. Ergo; the hot cheeto.

"Yo man, me and my tinder date did the hot cheeto last night!"

"BRO! I bet that really spiced things up between you guys."

"I dont think so, she left right away."

by Snowstormbb December 15, 2020


Oompa loompa the Desprate cheeto

A lying cheating man desperate for attention and willingly will destroy america for money and is also a whinny sore loser

oompa loompa the desprate cheeto tried to say the election is fraud and caused a riot in the cappitol

by hello im nice January 20, 2021


Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.

Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off

by unused username February 10, 2024


Flamin hot cheetos

They lied, when i opened the pack, it wasn't burning and it was cold :(

These flamin hot cheetos are a lie

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 22, 2022

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Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.

She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop

by KJ4Ever July 12, 2020


THAT cheetos girl

So, it’s basically dream. He would just do his homework while eating hot cheetos but he’s not any ordinary cheetos -girl-.
He would put his dirty cheetos finger on his homework and lick it.

Dream: -eat hot cheetos- -put his dirty cheetos fingers on his homeworks- -lick-

Sapnap: yeah, he’s THAT cheetos girl.

by Epic Sok April 11, 2021