shit on my chest

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

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s on my chest

Having the confidence of a super hero-
Classic Lil Wayne Track-
cash money bitch.

I Dont Jump On The Track, I Pole Vault,I Got That S On My Chest Im Supposed To Ball...

I Walk Around Like I Gotta s on my chest, I'm Supposed To Ball...

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fat man's chest

fat man's chest is the remake of the movie: pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. only this isn't a dead man, but a fat man.

did you allready watched fat man's chest?

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talk witcha chest

the word Kevin Hart's uncle uses for when you need to act tougher

"Talk Witcha Chest! little ass nigga!"

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Chest hair fondling

An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground

"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."

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moms chest hair

refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest

Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!

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Chest-hump-itis

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.

Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.

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