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When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm
Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm
The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.
We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"
chicken hatch
The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.
She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.
to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.
Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken
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Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.
That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.
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Liz Lemon full of blood lust firing everyone in sight to get the favor of a boy she likes
Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a boy whose name you don't even know?
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noun - in basketball, a phrase used to describe a big man whose toughness is considerably less than his size would imply. a big man who does little to deter dunks or shots near the basket.
Pass me the rock; I got bbq chicken guarding me.
Take it to the hole! Bbq chicken can't stop you!
I looked in the paint and saw bbq chicken standing there, so I put the ball on the floor and went to the hoop.
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