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A child that for no reason is fascinated with the drawing of dicks and cannot stop doing this, only 8% of children have this affliction (source, Superbad).
I must be part of the 8% children, I can't stop drawing dicks.
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A Person that not only rapes but gapes a child in unconsentual sexual intercorse
Johns a pretty great Child Gapist
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A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!
Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
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A man child is a male who is over the age of 25, who still lives as though he is a juvenile. Many man-children are not gainfully employed, and survive off of the financial support of their enabling parents. Heavy video-game addiction to fantasy games such as World of Warcraft are key to the man-child.
"You'll never believe it, but that 30-year old uber-gamer man child who lives door to me finally got a job!"
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HC is just the best all around. Yeah it kinda looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1600's, and yes we share one field with about 9 sports. But when all that is looked past, you basically come to meet funny, hot, CHILL girls that everyone wants to meet. Walking into HC, you'll see yellow skirts jumping through the hallways during frees - probably seniors trying to piss teachers off for the hell of it. Then there is the homeroom in the gym where you will find absurdly funny skits and people talking forever during announcements to be able to miss the first ten minutes of A block. Then there’s the infamous senior lounge, which really can’t be put into words. Any alumni can just laugh at the thought of unexplainable events that occurred in this sacred room. By the time you leave HC, you have girls that you know you'll talk to every day for the rest of your life, and the ones that you'll only see at your 5 and 10 year reunions - but no matter what you'll share that bond of having such a freaking awesome HS experience where you probably spent half the time: making up excuses for being late in the morning (such as there was an accident in The Village parking lot which can also explain the frappachino in your hand), spending half your day God knows where and saying you were in the nurse, finding new ways to decorate the senior lounge, and coming up with ways to dominate in Sprit Week. All in all, we know there's no place like HC, there's no place like home. <3
HOLY CHILD!!!
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A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.
A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.
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