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common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 15, 2017


Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 03, 2023


common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore September 08, 2017


Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 07, 2024


That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000.

When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths

"That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000."
Me: "Omfg just shut up already..."

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022


common

That was awesome!

What did you think of the Van Gogh experience. It was common!

by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022


Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021