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a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex
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When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.
"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."
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eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.
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The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.
Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
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Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.
Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.
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The female equivalent to a douchebag.
That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
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Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.
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