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Corporate Death Burger

Another name for McDonalds or any other fast food place.

Fuck Corporate Death Burger!

by hobowalker1 November 13, 2010

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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.

That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.

by JohnJobee September 29, 2011


corporate kool aid

the PR and Marketing specifically geared towards imprinting the corporate culture and brand as a positive mindset and way of life, targeted to "inside audiences", a.k.a. the employees, of a corporation, most especialy to new hires to help them assimilate into their new environment". In the most successful cases, this is done in such a way that the individual who has "drunk the corporate kool aid" will, outside of work and uncompensated, be a willing and engaged corporate spokesperson, advocating and promoting the corporation's stated views and agenda as True Believer.

See also Microsift, Target, and Jim Jones.

I am thrilled and lucky to be here! I fully admit, I have drunk the corporate kool aid and now I am one of the best and the brightest, inventing the future! What do you mean my 75 hours of work each week are distroying my marriage and family?!!! This is IMPORTANT WORK!!

by Cinnamon67 June 27, 2010

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Corporate Douchebag Speak

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.

Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.

by GodzilllavsMothra February 19, 2014

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Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.

"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"

by Shishkeberry July 31, 2006

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Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 11, 2006


lance corporal underground

Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.

Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.

Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.

by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010

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