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Mr. Cousin McDonald

A female named Alex that lives in Canada, New York.

Alex, aka Mr. Cousin McDonald, is the cousin of Mr. Sister Woman and Mr. Sister Woman's sister. Cousin McDonald is very cool!

by Chickindude June 25, 2021


sesqui-cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.

1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"

by daltonjfk November 06, 2019


Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel March 22, 2018


Food's evil cousin

poop

I just met food's evil cousin. He says "hi".

by burntvillage July 11, 2008


coloured commonwealth cousin

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

by Ste Crayston November 01, 2006


eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 01, 2011