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When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs
I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami
When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
An exclamation of surprise.
Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.