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Aw, Crap!

This phrase is usually used when bad things happen. For instance...

Person1: I think we lost all our money in the casino...
Person2: Aw, crap!

by fuckyoubrand0n October 19, 2016


Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.

Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.

by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017


Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.

"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"

by lonestardic October 13, 2021


holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 29, 2003

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Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"

Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009

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quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.

I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

by Adam (______) The Person December 30, 2009

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absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.

Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.

by pencilfencil July 28, 2013

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