creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

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Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

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facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

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jesus creepers

Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.

Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.

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Creeper

A person who is unusually creepy
Usually ends in Luke Points and an unenjoyable naked tickle fight with the creeper

Dude that guy that was following us is such a creeper!

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brown creeper

another name for diarrhea. The liquid poop that comes out yor butt.

Guy 1: Man you're late. Where were you?

Guy 2: Dude, I've been up all morning with brown creeper

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Platonic Creeper

Someone who creeps on others, but doesn't want anything from it.

Musz is such a platonic creeper! He walks around Molly so weirdly, but he's gay, so he doesn't want anything from it.

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