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After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
The amount of crumbs you left.
The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
one who fucks for mere crumbs!
Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.
a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb
someone : “omg is that a crumb?”
me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”
The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.
Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items
Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune
a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.