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a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
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when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.
Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks
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The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"
My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.
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A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.
That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.
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A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
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Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film
Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
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crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.
OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.
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