a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs
Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
He is precious, crystal boy!
a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.
Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!
Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.
Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.
When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.
"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"
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after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"
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