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Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.
“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”
A bar that is sleazy, poorly maintained and in overall bad shape
The "High Noon Saloon" is a real dive bar. Whenever it rains, you're bound to be ankle-deep in wastewater.
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The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...
Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop
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When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
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the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
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the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand
scuba diver : hey nice job
other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five
other dude : Yeah !!!!
scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww
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the act of indulging in food much as you would pussy if you were muff diving.
Damn Max, you must be hungry cause you sure are munch diving into that salad.
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