The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.
Matt went to the bathroom and left a yellow dodge. Fucking stank ass bathroom man.
Widely regarded as the most obnoxious car if you only do donuts with it.
“You wanna go to this car meet this Saturday?
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”
The most hated action in roleplay.
Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"
whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.
oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.