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A starbucks douchebag is an egotistical dick wad usually seen in coffee shops that have wifi service they usually wear glasses (even though their vision is perfectly fine) and they also wear berets and turtlenecks and usually have a mac book. they usually order some complex shit like "1 grande mocha frappuccino with 1/3 goats milk 1/3 soy milk and 1/3 skim milk" the regular day to day activities that a starbucks douchebag will partake in are as follows:
-Writing some insignificant novel that nobody will ever want to read
-Speaking about people in the 3rd person because of their huge sense of superiority and entitlement
-sitting in starbucks pretending that they actually matter
PLEASE NOTE BEING A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG IS A SERIOUS AILMENT AND CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD YOU TO BECOMING A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR IN 20 YEARS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN THEIR THROAT
Why are there so many starbucks douchebags here? AH FUCK THIS im going back to tim hortons
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A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails.
Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.
eg. That guy's a hollywood.
eg. You're a hollywood douchebag.
eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag.
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A douchebag mcgee is someone who is smart yet a complete douchebag
Roger ebert is a douchebag mcgee
Jobs and ebert are the founders of the douchebag mcgees
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Someone exhibiting the qualities of a pansy, whiny ass bitch that thinks they are sweet at everything; Pretends to have many friends, but is unanimously hated.
"Man I hate that deefer douchebag. He really takes it hard in the ass."
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Guys who don't take care of their Kids.
Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser
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a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"
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A term first used by Philip "sxephil" DeFranco, douchebag rainbow refers to the douchebagery that is emitted by every race, but in different ways.
"Douchebags come in all sorts of colors...it's the douchebag rainbow."
"If you're going to hate anyone, hate the douchebag rainbow."
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