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So drunk you puke on yourself while peeing your pants.
Fanker: "Jonny was Darragh Drunk last night!"
Bigger: "Oh my god, not again! I won't change his diaper this time..."
Fanker: "No worries, I'll take one for the team."
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A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.
"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."
"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."
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The obscene amount of drunk rarely reached by individuals larger than 120lbs. A seasoned drinker becoming Tomflynn drunk is a seldom seen sight.
"dude i was tottaly TFD last night"
"tottaly 'effin drunk?"
"na bro, i was tomflynn drunk, 20 beers and 8 shots"
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when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it
yo your jew drunk
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when you drink so much that you start "crunken" forgetting what happened, what you did, what you saw.
drinking to the point of utter stupidity.
mark: saturday night guys, my place, beer pong, lets get crunken drunk.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.
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tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.
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A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.
Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.
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That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.
After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.
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