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Fuck the Duck

Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.

"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

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Fat Ducks

Stunningly Handsome

Look at you and your Fat Ducks!

That boy has some Fat Ducks!

by SpoonRRAR April 12, 2010


Duck song

A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.

5 year old says 'The duck song is a bop!'
nerdy 14 year old 'OMG!!It is lit.'

by quacking up with laughter April 13, 2019


Rip the Duck

Taking a nasty lax shot

Bro: Bro, let's go shoot. I'm gonna rip the duck
Guy: Whatever. I like baseball. And dudes.

by laxabunga123 January 29, 2010

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duck suck

Quack, Quack, Quack...

Very sensual Quack

I want you to duck suck me

by Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 20, 2020

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Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.

by Irate September 21, 2007

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smut duck

An extremely dirty or vial slut that will never be a swan. The "smut duck" usually takes advantage of the drunkest guy(s) at a party. A.K.A. mud duck(hideous female)..... however dirtier(ie. taking it in the ass).

Man that Hannah chick is a real smut duck!

by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 15, 2005

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