Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
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Stunningly Handsome
Look at you and your Fat Ducks!
That boy has some Fat Ducks!
A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.
5 year old says 'The duck song is a bop!'
nerdy 14 year old 'OMG!!It is lit.'
Bro: Bro, let's go shoot. I'm gonna rip the duck
Guy: Whatever. I like baseball. And dudes.
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To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.
My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.
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An extremely dirty or vial slut that will never be a swan. The "smut duck" usually takes advantage of the drunkest guy(s) at a party. A.K.A. mud duck(hideous female)..... however dirtier(ie. taking it in the ass).
Man that Hannah chick is a real smut duck!
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