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Heavy Duty Equipment has two meanings:
1. the actual equipment used on farms, in warehouses, factories etc. that requires special training to use. This type of equipment should not be used under the influence of drugs or alcohol as it is dangerous.
2. a subtle reference to a man's penis size. In this case, it is suggesting that the man's cock is ENORMOUS and may hurt the female while penetrating during sex. Unlike the first meaning, it can be used under the influence of drugs and alcohol and sometimes produces better results.
Hannah: So how was he?
Stephanie: Well let's say he has some heavy duty equipment that I couldn't handle. I need an ice pack for my vag.
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Let's first break it down.
Call Of Duty:a popular video game
Call Of Duty (aka: Cod) is a game that, when played too much, can cause this syndrome. It's easy to spot someone with Call Of Duty Syndrome. And gamer who constantly gets frustrated at a video game because of, lag, an over powered weapon, poor game mechanics, yet never their own fault that they are doing poorly in the game. They also blame modding, and hacking and even if they like the hand they will say it's a terrible game because their doing poor. They also blame their team, however a bad team is a common frustration in gamers with and without cod syndrome.
Call Of Duty causes this because it often has lag, over powered weapons, and poor mechanics etc. so players tend to blame these things and use it as an excuse for doing poorly in any game.
People with Call Of Duty Syndrome often think they are good at every game because trick shotting, an unfortunate fate of cod, raises gamer ego even though it's purely luck getting a 360 ladder jump silent shot YY or some bullshit. Excuse my language, though if your looking this up your probably used to this language.
Gamer 1 (with symdrome): wow what an asshole using an overpowered weapon man I swear this game sucks!
Gamer 2 (without syndrome): You've played too much cod lately, you've got Call Of Duty Syndrome, you should stop playing it for a while.
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When one is so pissed off by the other players mental deficiency, they scream random shit at the top of their lungs.
Me: Today, some asshole came up and knifed me and I couldn't help but shout FRED DURST!
Friend: Who's Fred Durst?
Me: The singer of that shitty rap metal band Limp Bizkit
Friend: Why would you say that?
Me: Because I have Call of Duty Tourette's
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An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.
Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!
Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
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'duty man' In some fire brigades in the UK a watch member will be designated the role of general dogsbody.
The 'duty man' (dutyperson) shall carry out all menial tasks around the fire station eg, answering telephones, greeting visitors, emptying dustbins etc. The duty man usually recieves much harrassment from the remaining watch members, but each member gets to take his turn as 'duty man' and shall recieve similar treatment from the watch. A common used phrase... "hey dutyman, change the roller towel bitch!".
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The most overrated game in the history of video gaming.
Noob/Casual/Mainstream Gamer: OMFG liek call of duty 4 is da best game evar made!1 olol xbox rulz
Hardcore/Old School Gamer: No it isn't. It does nothing that other shooters haven't done before million times already. You idiots just think it's a great game because it has shiny graphics, it's popular and the reviewers praise it.
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The exact same as Call of Duty 4, except your weapons downgrade to WWII weapons and the maps are different.
Jack: Dude, Call of Duty 5 is like the exact same as Call of Duty 4!
Geoff: I know but we get shittier weapons on bigger maps!
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