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When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....
I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh
When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.
Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.
A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"
Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
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in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?
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When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.
Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.
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Derogatory term for an Asian jew
Shush you shifty eyed hebe
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Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt
Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt
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