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Lazy Eyed Jones

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.

A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.

by GoforGlory March 21, 2011


four eyed fister

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.

Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

by The man who defiled the moon December 12, 2013


one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo July 27, 2005

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one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

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One eyed mask

When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

by DoctorSparky October 4, 2018

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shifty eyed hebe

Derogatory term for an Asian jew

Shush you shifty eyed hebe

by Sed Rezis November 10, 2017

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four eyed cunt

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt

Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 15, 2018

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