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Man did you see that? it must be a rotary engine it had the balls!
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a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.
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A search engine is a woman who has everything you are looking for in her
‘Buddy, That chick is a search engine !’, ‘what do you mean ?’
‘Man, she has everything I’m looking for in her’
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A poor man's way of engineering. The most common example is on cars where a brother can slap a pair of 22's and a two-tone paint job on a car and say they engineered this car. In fact, Afrotek engineered is just the politically correct way of saying "pimped".
The show "Unique Whips" and most of whats on "Pimp My Ride" is straight up Afrotek Engineering.
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A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.
Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer
When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.
Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.
Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases
Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction