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Man did you see that? it must be a rotary engine it had the balls!
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a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.
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A search engine is a woman who has everything you are looking for in her
‘Buddy, That chick is a search engine !’, ‘what do you mean ?’
‘Man, she has everything I’m looking for in her’
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A poor man's way of engineering. The most common example is on cars where a brother can slap a pair of 22's and a two-tone paint job on a car and say they engineered this car. In fact, Afrotek engineered is just the politically correct way of saying "pimped".
The show "Unique Whips" and most of whats on "Pimp My Ride" is straight up Afrotek Engineering.
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Known as UE, Unreal Engine is an Engine known to make high quality games such as Mortal Kombat 11, Poppy Playtime, Garten of Banban, etc. This Engine is available in the 5th version as this definition is being written. It's one of the concurrents of Unity, Godot, and Game Maker Studio
Person 1: Unreal Engine is better than Godot, do you agree?
Person 2: I prefer Godot, but Unreal Engine isn't bad.
The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".
Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"
Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."
Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."