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your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."
A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.
I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!
That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.
Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."
When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.
I came so my erection would disappear.
What little kids playing in the playpark give me
Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER