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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018


find god

find god was a phrase that Kanye west told to an employee for being late and not finishing his part at the 10th studio album of Kanye west named Donda which is a tribute to his late mother. You can use find god when someone tilts you especially in a game like league of legends when you don't want to get permanently banned

Person 1: jg diff man uninstall
Person 2: find god imbecile

by Alpha As Fuck negros June 25, 2022


Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009


mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.

"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."

by bardal-es April 20, 2017


can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.

"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."

by tropicaltoucan September 8, 2024


Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by PainoGaming October 31, 2021


Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it

Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024