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The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.
Pour lighter fluid on your dick and fuck a pregnant bitch
"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"
when some one stabs you with a lighter
A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me
An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.
The Flaming Lips is an awesome band.
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The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.
I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.
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When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.
The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And
"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
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*A kick-ass band.
*A women having PMS.
*Burning lips.
"What? They call the labias lips."
-me
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