suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.

Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi

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Flex Text

Tough talk thru text.

I'm going to beat John up when I see him, for FLEX TEXTING, in the group message with Matt last night.

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flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

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gouchie flex

A short amount of time

Yo man I'll be back in a gouchie flex

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Weird flex but okay

1) That's a strange thing to brag about, but you do you.

2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.

1) Twitter Person A: "What I spend on gummies you'll probably spend on gas lol" Twitter Person B: "Weird flex but ok"

2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"

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Weird flex but ok

To flex means to boast or show off about something. The phrase 'weird flex but ok' is said when someone proudly boasts or brags about something that most people would find either awkward, irrelevant or just plain weird. It's usually stated in a dismissive fashion.

Girl 1: "I'm dating my firend's dad, if we ever get married I'll become her stepmom!"
Girl 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

Person 1: "Yo, I finally hooked up with my cousin on Thanksgiving."
Person 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

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2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.

Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?

Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!