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A fictional horrible disease that turns your head into a pig. It can be cured by grilling bacon.
Hey, what's that label say? "Swine Flu"?
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Man flu, a term used to address a flu-like illness exclusive to men. Often 'man flu' is a term that is subject to ridicule and scepticism, the actual existence of it doubted. It is often assumed by others, namely women, as a namby pamby excuse used by their boyfriends, fathers, male work collegues and sons to predominantly to get out of responsibilities.
It is not the female equivalent of the menstrual cycle, but that won't stop men afflicted with it to act like they need to be babied constantly or sympathised with. Men are expected to be strong and dependable: the stereotype of what a real man is. For men to claim to have a moment of weakness for one moment in the eyes of a woman, God forbid, will raise the Q - are you a man or a mouse?
MICHAEL and JULIE, in their 20s, sit on a sofa. Michael sneezes. Clutches his chest as he coughs. He slumps back and reclines on the sofa, feverish.
Michael: I've got Man Flu. Can't get up. Give me a piggyback up the stairs will you?
Julie: Didn't you already get me to bring you a glass of milk? Now you want me to carry you to bed? Do you want me to get into the shower with you and scrub your poor aching back as well?
Michael: My God. I only want to go sleep it off, what's with the pissy attitude?
Julie: Are you a man or a mouse?
Michael: What does it mean, to be a man? And is it wrong to show a moment of weakness, is it wrong to want sympathy, to be babied once in a while? Why is it wrong for men, and acceptable for women?
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A compleatly overated illness promoted by the media because they have nothing else to write about. according to the media, Swine flu will become a pandemic, and everyone will end up dying because there is no cure. Also refered to as "A-H1N1."
Random Kid: *cough cough*
Another Kid: "OMG YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!"
Random Kid: ...
Other Kid: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
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The Swine flu is the sick feeling you get when you wake up next to a fat girl, whore, skank, slut or other non-desirable form of monster.
When I woke up and saw her laying there I knew I had contracted a case of the swine flu. Known to cause instant regret and years of therapy. The swine flu gives you the same feeling you get after you eat at KFC. "Oh God, why did I just do that? I
feel like shit. I have to get the fuck outta here."
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The feeling you get when you open your eyes in the morning after a long night of drinking whiskey, and realizing that you had sex with the unattractive, usually obese woman snoring next to you.
OMG Bro!! I am sorry you have the swine flu, but we all appreciate you taking one for the team last night.
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A witty and subversively hilarious way of referring to Covid-19 a.k.a. Coronavirus. Makes chill people chuckle and causes moral panic among liberal pantywaists with sand in their vaginas.
Based anon: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...
Humorless normie: OH GOD THAT'S RACIST, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.
Based anon: Yes.
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The origin of the swine flu is the pandemic which killed a lot of people.
The swine flu insult is a codename for police. In police have a history of being identified as dirty pigs. The swine flu insult was invented so that cops would not know what people would be talking about. When calling the police officers pigs, the cops have the right to arrest you for hate crime, hence swine flu has replaced the pig terminology. The cops are unaware of the term.
Synonymns: rat, pig, snitch, police, cops, officers, rick Ross(rApper/correctional officer), jakes, snakes, etc
*police car passes by*
Guy-1: man it's the pi-
Guy 2: nah man, run it's the swine flu!
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