finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

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arena football

A stupid football league thats full of guys that can't make it in the NFL. Another sad attempt to match the NFL's great football league.

"Man did you watch that Arena Football game last night?"
"Ya, I think my IQ dropped."

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michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.

The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.

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Florida Football

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.

Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!

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ARENA FOOTbALL

Arena Football is like the NFL, only the stadiums are smaller, the players arn't as good, it dosn't nearly have as much strategy, they only usually pass the ball, it's not as exciting, there uniforms are ugly, and there is NO defence!

Announcer: Now it's time for arena football! Now the first team gets the ball passes it deep and it's a touchdown. OK now the other team gets the ball they pass it long and it's a touchdown. Now hears the kickoff he takes it in for a touchdown. Now the other team gets the ball they throw it long and it's a touchdown.

GET IT!?

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sexy football

When football is played so well and so attractivly, it is deemed sexy by the ones watching and/or playing.

spectator 1: wow we've tottally outclassed them
spectator 2: i know, this is sexy football!
spectator 3: well it's not exactly an achievement, we're playing leeds...

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Football Twitter

The part of twitter dedicated to Football. Arguably this is what makes Twitter the best social media platform to use. This area of twitter is famously run by VanDenBang. Notable moments include the war against kpop and #GetMalikToEurope

Football Twitter runs Twitter hth.

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