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Step grandma

The mom of your or a step mom

“Who’s in that picture behind you?”
“Oh that’s my step grandma

by Mr.spongebob April 27, 2019

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grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.

Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"

by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012

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grandma's stairs

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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grandma booty

A woman with a flat, or frog butt

Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!

by nbunch81 April 20, 2016

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commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 12, 2006

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Grandma-ma

An older "grandma-like" gay male mentor to younger gay men (non-sexual).

"I really love my Grandma-ma Derrick, she really taught me a lot about history!"

by One angry fag February 22, 2007

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grandma vag

The vag of a grandma; an EXTREMELY loose vagina; an insult for stupid people

"Your grandma vag is fun to eat"
"Damn, she's got one Hell of a grandma vag!"
"What the Hell? Quit being such a grandma vag!"

by JockCoke April 12, 2008

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