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The presence of a tin of chewing tobacco (i.e skoal, copenhagen, redman, beechnut, or kodiak), printing it's outline through clothing. The tin has a round shape not dissimilar from that of a donut.
Her pants were so tight I couldn't help but notice her pocket donut.
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My roommate just told me he is a fucking donut puncher
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When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
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An inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/butt.
When Brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a butt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks.
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The purple ring around a black girls ass hole.
Damn can you believe that guy just ate a purple donut?!?!?
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A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!
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A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.
"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.
"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
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