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One of the 5 branches of the U.S. Military. Consists of some of the bravest people on this planet, including my brother-in-law. He attended R.O.T.C. training at UCF a few years ago, then married my sister, (they make a great pair) and they left for Randolf AFB in Texas for a year. Now they're stationed in Barksdale AFB in Shreveport, Louisiana. He's a navigator in a B-52 bomber, and getting deployed to Guam next year. An extremely brave guy, and a great brother! So just remember that everyone in any branch of the Military is willing to die for their country to keep all of us selfish assholes safe!
The Air Force was established in 1947, shortly after WWII. OH YEAH, and my dad flew the F-4 Phantom in his carrer, thankfully he never had to go into combat. GO USA!
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Formerly known as pro life. Someone who thinks they’re pro life, but doesn’t actively support anything other than a fetus being born, whether it’s capable of living past birth or not, or whether it’ll harm the mother or not.
J: Hey brad, I’m pro life, what about you?
B: Dude, you are? What are you doing about the formula shortage right now? Or the thousands of kids in foster care?
J: The what? I don’t know about any of that I just don’t think abortion is okay.
B: That sounds like being a Forced Birther to me James, you need to support other things to lower abortion instead of being outright against it. Then the rates at which women and uterus owners need them will actually go down!
J: Woah really! Okay, let’s try doing that instead of stealing away a Woman’s and Uterus Owners right to choose!
B: Glad to have you on board!
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the new henry danger spinoff, it's pretty good
Hey? Are you gonna watch the premiere of Danger Force
Fuck no nigga
OK WERE NOT FRIENDS
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A force not currently within the scale of human understanding. Its units are vast, ambiguous and immeasurable. All that we know is that its strong...very strong.
The planets collided, generating approximately 3 k-force
The atoms themselves were bent by the sheer amount of k-force
That t-shirt looks too tight, you must have used k-force to get it on
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Determines your level of highness/ quality of your weed.
1-2g's; red eyes and giggling
3-5g's; when it feels like the couch is eating you.
6-7g's; hard to walk, if you can even get to you feet or move.
8-9g's; An amazing moment when the floor or a patch of grass is the best napping place because you can't make it to the bedroom without eating all food in the area.
10g's and up; the moment when you lay down in bed and can feel the world rotating.
Person 1: "this shits heavy mannnn. "
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
Person 1: "it's got some major g-forces, you'll feel the earths core making the planet spin."
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noun: 1. Most commonly used as a degrading or deragatory term for the united states's red-headed step child branch of the military.
2. The idea that the unites states air force does nothing in defense of this great nation, but sit behind a desk, normally on a chair or broomstick, and push paper. They may have one or two missions: refuel the people really doing the work; navy/marine corps jets, or drop a nuclear weapon, however the country would never relay on USAF for this, they are morel likely to call upon a navy ballistic missile submarine to do the job.
Navy and AF General Discussing Plans:
Navy: We can launch off the USS Enterprise and hit targets A-Y.
AF: We will launch from our new base in iraq and hit target Z.
Navy: You can't launch from there, the air strip hasn't been built yet. Says here (looks at construction report) that the golf course was finished yesterday, air strip will be done in about a week. Fuckin' chair force!
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Nickname given to the Star Wars Kid. An akward teenager who videotaped himself doing an impersonation of a jedi knight, and accidentally allowed the tape to be disseminated to the general public via the internet.
Force Gump. I find your lack of fitness disturbing.
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