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A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.
(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.
The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese
Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?
Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.
Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries
The correctional officer did not let me out to shower, so I was fried out.
When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
(Noun);Short for favorite friend.
Pronounce fav as fave, or short for favorite.
Pronounce fri as fry, or short for friend.
(Verb);Slang for what's up.
(Noun);"Hey fav fri, what's up?"
or "What's up fav fri?"
(Verb);"What's fav fri?"
Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.
"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland