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When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!
WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!
jared jensen when he goes snowboarding
“Jared looked like a frosty boi after snowboarding all day”
When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes
I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache
"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Reaching the epitome of chill.
Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...
When a man unleashes his sperm into a condom and then the girl freezes it ties it and then uses it too pleasure herself at a future day.
YO JOE I GAVE HER THAT FROSTY STEVE LAST NIGHT NO CAP
Physicist Frosty is an Indian man. He lives in Kalyan, Mumbai. He is an arrogant man but a great and hilarious person. His offerings to physics is awesome especially in the astronomy group of telegram. I wonder to meet that star
Hey physicist Frosty, how have you been these days? Seems your constipation would have finished with those pop tarts received from my grandma