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When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
When their is this one person who still has not gotten over the movie frozen.They are sick in the head
Omg she is so froze sick that she made a cover on let it go.or .Wow Game theorists is so frozen sick that he has made 3 theory's on film theory 🙅🏽
A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
When you put cold water fish in cold water before they adjust the temperature.
No, don’t put that fish in that cold water, it’ll get frozen gelicen
Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...
Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”
The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.
"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"
When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."