shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

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fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

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People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

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Rhino-fuck up the ass

1. Totally self explanitory; needs no definition

2. To ferociously perform intercourse on an attractive booty.

3. To be in a completely fucked-up situation

1. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

2. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

3. DAMN! We are so rhino-fucked up the ass.

4. Rhino-fuck up the ass

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back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.

Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g

D.C. Al Fuck Up

Noun: 1. A musical error made while performing.
Origin: D.C. stands for De Capo, which translates to "From Head," in which "head" refers to the beginning of the song. D.C. al coda and D.C. al fine are musical terms where you return the beginning of the song and continue playing until either the coda a marker or the end of the song the fine. A DC al fuck up is when you fuck up your performance.
Usage: This term is best used to make note of your own error while creating the illusion that you know what you're doing.

Man, I didn't miss a note till that D.C. Al Fuck Up.

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Dun Dun fucked up

(verb) means you fucked up real bad and you are asking for the ass-whoopin of the century

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