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The best upgraded gun in CoD WaW. It's the upgraded MG-42. Has a 150-200 shot mag. 750 shots total. Can't be beat. Also Barracuda FU-A11 is the name of my cat.
Man, I'm fuckin these zambies up with my Barracuda FU-A11
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When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.
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Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.
-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.
Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"
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A unit of measurement, approx. 6 inches in length and 3 inches in girth.
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A very nosey person, a person with a large nosey.
Gosh dear, you stretched me to a pap-en-fus!
Wowser, billy bob sure is being pap-en-fus today... always putting his pap-en-fus where it doesn't belong!
Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.
Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!
Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!
I know!!!
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The scream you make when taking the world's BIGGEST crap after playing 10 hours of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"I can do this...come on butthole....cooperate....1, 2, 3...FUS RO DAH!!!" ::feces lands in the toliet::
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Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.
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